The Harry Situation

I just sold the rights to this blog to a very reputable foreign producer for over one hundred rupee.

This Blog will soon be a hit musical! Bollywood, here I come!!

With its new international following, perhaps The Harry Situation has a good chance of being picked up for a back nine? If it went a full 22 episodes, then I would make enough money to satisfy all the exciting judgments againstme, and still have enough left over for a fantasy vacation in the tropics.

Oh, and one last thing…

I have a brilliant idea for a cutting edge graphically sexual documentary following the exploits of a failed television writer who is trying to pick up the pieces of his broken life and move on. It’ll need a huge budget because every episode ends with a decadent party complete with ice sculptures that pee vodka and naked dancing girls who parachute into an Olympic-sized Jacuzzi.

I would star.

And I’m looking for a sponsor. Since I’m a reasonable person, I’m not ruling out any reasonable offers.

I was shocked this morning when a loyal reader emailed me a link to a video.

Thank you. I believe this video may provide a hint as to where Harry Johnson is. If you have any further information, please let me know (MyBestFriendTodd@gmail.com).

Harry, that nudesuit is technically owned by the production. Please retrieve it from the police and send it to me so I can sell it.