MULTIPLE LAWSUITS
And finally, the final few misconceptions on the list:
6) Teri Morgan has sued me, sued the show, and sued the studio.
7) My wife has left me, taken the kids, and accused me of adultery.
8 ) I am now living in a transient motel populated by resentful sex workers, drooling junkies, and a Bosnian death metal band called ‘MethLab for Cutie’.
Actually, these are all true.
Welcome to “Teri Morgan’s Lawsuit Themepark”. Come early, there are sure to be long lines:
And Nancy is suing me for divorce, accusing me of adultery.
But look at this. I didn’t know you could divorce someone for this:
Nancy, I know you’re reading this, and I know you’re angry because you’re an angry person. But please, sweetheart, listen to reason. I did not cheat on you. I would never cheat on you. I know you have fidelity issues because of your last husband and those four guys you slept with in college. And I would especially never cheat on you with a younger, sexier actress because I know you are so sensitive about your looks and your age.
