AND FINALLY AS FOR ME, TODD GRUYERE…
I just sold the rights to this blog to a very reputable foreign producer for over one hundred rupee.
This Blog will soon be a hit musical! Bollywood, here I come!!
With its new international following, perhaps The Harry Situation has a good chance of being picked up for a back nine? If it went a full 22 episodes, then I would make enough money to satisfy all the exciting judgments againstme, and still have enough left over for a fantasy vacation in the tropics.
Oh, and one last thing…
I have a brilliant idea for a cutting edge graphically sexual documentary following the exploits of a failed television writer who is trying to pick up the pieces of his broken life and move on. It’ll need a huge budget because every episode ends with a decadent party complete with ice sculptures that pee vodka and naked dancing girls who parachute into an Olympic-sized Jacuzzi.
I would star.
And I’m looking for a sponsor. Since I’m a reasonable person, I’m not ruling out any reasonable offers.
